Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Horta not Vorta	Scotty:"Aye, the transporter scrambled the two of you. What do we call you? Captain Spirk? Captain Spork? " McCoy: "Captain Kick, Captain Kork?" Chapel: "Captain Kock?"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
J. J. Biggs	Dese ah picture a repeat from 2005.
Zolkheim	Don't you worry Captain Spirk, Nurse Chapel, Dr. McCoy and I ran into fiery lass named Janeway with a similar situation...
Captain 8472	Scotty: Was there a transporter accident I was not made aware of? McCoy: Actually, an experiment that worked.
Chromedome	"I can see the doctor has done a good job on your eyebrows. Did you get a back, sack & crack wax too?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Scotty: "Doctor, I've seen the Captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But this Cultural Appropriation is just going too far. And I wear a kilt!"
Miss Marple	Bones: Please take your pissing contest to another part of the ship.
Miss Marple	Nurse Chapel, to self: Well, well, well. A pissing contest with ACTUAL URINE.
Bird of Prey	Scotty: "Surely you realize, Captain, that when Uhura said she only dates Vulcans, she meant this as a joke?"
Captain 8472	“Mr. Scott, make one joke and you will have to explain yourself to Spock.”
Captain 8472	Every time Kirk appropriates another species, Scotty wins a bet.
Captain 8472	Dr. McCoy is just waiting for the first joke to be cracked, followed by the first bone to be broken.
Chromedome	Equipped with pointy ears & big, hairy feet, Kirk prepares to do a cover of Spock's "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins".
Chromedome	"Just because you're going to the Vulcan ambassadors fancy dress party, it doesn't mean you have to go as a Vulcan!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Cultural Insensitivities... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaace!
Frankie Chestnuts	Scotty: "It looks stoatin doctor, bit cuid ye tak' a wee bit aff th' chin?"
Captain 8472	Kirk underwent a blood transfusion. Spock was the donor. The side effects were quite a surprise.
Miss Marple	The 500th Star Trek Caption Competition!!! Thanks for all the hard work by the Kennedy Brothers
Bird of Prey	Scotty: "And what super fancy surgical tech did Dr. McCoy use to shape your ears like this?" Kirk: " A mechanical rice picker!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: “Are those Romulan officers still aboard the ship?” Scotty: “They’re in the brig, sir.” Kirk: “I’ll need a Romulan uniform.” Scotty: “Aye. It’ll be a pleasure. …er, Captain… A male or female uniform?”
Captain 8472	As Frankie Chestnuts (left) and Cromedome (right) square off for a rap battle, Miss Marple and The Geek wait for their turn.
Captain 8472	“Captain, you do know you could be accused of cultural appropriation, right?”
The Geek	Scotty: "Good morning, sir, I have your daily Engineer's report." Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Scott, I'm all ears."
DBB	It's all fun and games until the meeting with HR.
Captain 8472	“Doctor, it appears one can change the laws of physiques.”

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