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N'tran DS 12 Cloud Minders?
Frankie Chestnuts “Come on Seabiscuit!”
Frankie Chestnuts Bridge crew of the ADHD Starship ‘Whazat?‘
“Have you seen the keys to the ship?
...Did anyone see me take my meds this morning?
…Oh look, a Cardassian vole!!”
Chromedome "I know we're at red alert, but this is a penalty shootout!"
N'tran DS 12 Three Stooges?
Chromedome "Check on! Three Big Kahuna burgers, a Metronian Rarebit, two Vegemax Wraps & a Megachoc Sundae for the bridge!"
"You'll need a tray."
"Don't you think I've got enough to carry?"
Captain 8472 The crew is surprisingly enamored by the laser pointer.
Captain 8472 It appears a pigeon managed to sneak it’s way onto the ship’s bridge.
Captain 8472 As the bridge crew looked on in awe, Sulu managed to pull off the ‘hidden doughnut’ trick. Be glad no-one else was forced to watch.
Captain 8472 It turns out Sulu presents his ‘Captain’s Log’ in the Kirk format.
Captain 8472 Three Little Pigs, Starfleet Edition
Chromedome (offscreen) "OK, you get vapourised in scene 32, you're crushed flat in scene 75, and you return to central casting because your death scene has been cut."
Chromedome "The Claw! All hail the Claw!"
Captain 8472 The daily story time became quite the success.
N'tran DS 12 My God, it's full of stars.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “Don't believe them. Don't trust them.”
Spock: “They're dying.”
Kirk: “Let them die!”
Ensign: “Errr… Captain Kirk… You’re on ship-wide transmission.”
Kirk: “Aaaa... Just kidding… haha… Let them die? Get it... Yuck-yuck! Kirk out.”
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see an early screen test for the men on “Friends”.

Director: “LeBlanc… You look great.
Perry… You’ll do. Just lose the stubble.
Schwimmer, eeew… Hang on a minute, I need have a talk with makeup.”
Frankie Chestnuts Multi-species toilets… Never a good idea.
Frankie Chestnuts …count 6: Guilty
…count 7: Guilty
…count 8: Guilty
…
Chromedome "Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, it's the director on the camera dolly."

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